3/15/2023 0 Comments Look at me im the captain now meme![]() ![]() He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. Oh, you don't love me? You don't love me anymore, huh? Well isn't that just fucking convenient for you! Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. What do you mean you want a divorce? What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Let me get that right.ĭon't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Oh my God! You had to deal with the gold course people, too! What a Greek tragedy honey! Oh my God! You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! What a fucking burden! And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? That was you! Doesn't even matter to you! Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! And you're still acting like an infant!įUCK! GODDAMN IT! Baby, you know you got real anger issues. Oh, California? You're a lying piece of shit!ĭon't you fucking Duchess me! Don't you Duchess me! Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? You're a father now, Jordan. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. No way, baby, no!Īre you out of your fucking mind? I don't even know who Venice is. Who? What are you, a fucking owl? Who is she? Some little hooker you were fucking last night? Wake up, you piece of shit! Who's Venice? I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! It's beautiful! And you got the beautiful girls there. I gotta tell you.Īnd you wanna know what I was just thinking too? The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. ![]()
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